24th January 2012

Dear Bank Balance

Thank you for your patience. One day I will fill you with all you deserve. 


I know I’ve exhausted you and that you're well and truly spent but please tell me, is that sarcasm or are you really in the red (because I much prefer you in black)?

Okay, I’m going to hope that you ARE joking and that you’re having a jolly good laugh...at my expense! 

Thank you for the times when you were able to pay the rent and fill the car with petrol. Thank you for London, Paris, New York, and for the moments when I’d catch a glimpse of you and you’d make the dreary nine to five almost worthwhile.  

Even though, on paper, you’re not much cop right now, I thank you for your continuing optimism and for your very real potential. 

Much love always X

P.S Lend me a fiver?



jojobee

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