The interview:
Me: Why so flat?
Pancake: Very funny
Me: Do you know how important you are?
Pancake: Nup
Me: Seriously?!
Pancake: Come on, I’m pretty simple
Me: Sure, you are very simple, but the flip side (Ha, get it!)
Pancake: groan
Me: The flip side is that you bring delicious joy to so many
Pancake: Whatever.
Me: Come on! Eggs, flour, milk...brilliant!
Pancake: S’pose
Me: Yes! That’s the spirit. I love you with lemon and sugar
Pancake: Boring. Not my best work
Me: No way! Simple is beautiful
Pancake: I look better with berries – gives me height and body
Me: There’s no denying you do a berry well, but I could easily do you with just maple syrup
Pancake: Bloody American
Me: Don’t care
Pancake: Don’t give a toss
Me: very good
Me again: Anyway, I just wanna say thanks. You’re pretty yummy. Can’t think of anything batter, err I mean better
Pancake: Can I go now?
jojobee
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