(The Interview)
Me: So, can I just say that I think you're a special number.
Three: Really? Some say I'm a crowd.
Me: I don't think that's true (neither do my two friends).
Three: Thanks. I've felt invisible at times, what with two being a couple and four being so even. I had to find a way to make my mark, that's why I invented the waltz.
Me: And tricycles?
Three: Yeah, that was me.
Me: Clever.
Three: I went through a dark phase - started grouping bad things in threes.
Me: Yeah but good things also come in threes.
Three: True.
Me: If you had three wishes, what would they be?
Three: Hmmm...I'd have a threesome...I'd take a three month holiday...and I'd ask for three more wishes.
Me: Very wise. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Three: Four.
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