(Likely advice from a three year old)
Run in wide open spaces. Roll in the grass. Get up each time you fall.
Use all the colours from your crayon box when colouring in. Remember: Staying within the lines is totally over rated. Once in a while, put a crayon in your mouth, just to see what it tastes like.
If you don't get what you want the first time, chuck a massive tantrum. Throw yourself backwards onto the floor, kick your legs and make the loudest possible noise until you get what you want.
When helping to bake cupcakes, eat the mixture, use it like face paint, lick the spoon, lick the bowl, lick the walls.
If someone says to you, "No, don't do that!", do it just one more time.
Dance like the craziest, most uncoordinated person you can imagine. Dance to anything that resembles music.
Love Weetbix one day, hate it the next.
Demand something in a language that nobody understands. Get very upset if nobody understands you.
Fart with gay abandon.
xxx
jojobee
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